Friday, November 03, 2006

Ack~Stop! Paparazzi!!


Nov 3rd, 2006 (J2.1, St Lucia):
*Lazy pink caught sunbathing NAKED in Yengtze's balcony!*

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!!

Ah...the bliss of getting wet.... After trying to shower with lazy pink last night I've sworn off drinking even more!? Cause cleaning up after your own mess is soooo not Fun+ieeeee!! >.<

Let's backtrack a lil...Yengtze got a wee bit tipsy after the last IH formal dinner and got escorted back to her room to Zzz...but that's after a notty papparazi by the initials of M.G took videos and pics of embarrasing moments of vulnerable Yengtze in her despicable state...not long after...she got up and puke all over her bathroom sink (after barely making it there...) But to her horror....an innocent Lazy Pink got tied up in the mess...

After a few days in the ICU, Lazy Pink (LP) finally recover some conciousness and can be heard audibly complaining about a shower and LP even demanded pretty nurses to attend to its care...now the doctor was wondering if lazy pink is a M/ F so she consulted its father, which shall remain nameless due to the young age of fatherhood...but shall go by the initials Adik D...who then insist LP is a M...But then the doc thinks LP is gay...so the issue remained a mystery...

Anyway..back to the demanding request of Lazy pink who wanted first class treatment and SPA in the washing machine...but it's label clearly stated cold wash and no hot wash...aww....and no tumble dry...too bad! So in the end the doc prescribe that LP got a special treatment in the shower..(Save the trip to the washer)

So to cut a long story short...lazy pink is now recovering fully (hopefully) from its shocking experience from few days ago and can now be seen sunbathing at J2.1 very much happily...to view this adorable cutesy a bit chubby lil pinky...admission charge is only $2.40 (same amount for laundry charge)...

All are welcome to get s sneak peek at LP if you will just go to the parking lot at lift your head up and stare up at tower J, Level 2. Owner of the room will not be parading outside if her laundry is not done.

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